Stupidest MLM girl in the world

Stupidest MLM girl in the world

This girl, 21years old, thought that the government import and export everything we use!!!!!

Beware of any people dealing with "Imuone"

Its a diamond investment company. Nothing is stupidest than investing money in diamond (different from buying diamonds as jewelleries), I would blog abt it next time, but the sales persons are dumb (next msn conversation in nxt entry will highlight)

Meanwhile, please read this....Bear in mind

1) She havent msn me for 2years

2) I deleted her coz she borrowed $50 and promised to repay in the next day.

3) of course she never replied my sms, nor my calls. took a month plus to repay.

4) basically, i dont like to talk to stupid pple.

2 years never talk to me, then suddenly msn me.....THATS MLM FOR YOU!!!!!!

Jester -

wat abt u?

Stupidest MLM girl

okie..

wad kind of trading??

Jester –

Some goods. wat abt u? doing wat now

Stupidest MLM girl

okie..

i'm dealing with investment

Jester -

which company

Stupidest MLM girl

how do u trade the things??

Jester -

which company are u in?

Stupidest MLM girl -

imuone

Jester -

imuone? wats tat

oh no wonder ur nick (nick changed to save her embarrassment)

Stupidest MLM girl -

yup..

it's dealing with diamonds investment

yup..

Jester -

ooo icic

Stupidest MLM girl -

u havent tell me how u trade ur things

Jester -

import and exports lor

nothing special leh

Stupidest MLM girl -

import and export

to who and where

Jester -

err all over?

Stupidest MLM girl -

who would wan it

Jester -

usa china taiwan

retailers lor

Stupidest MLM girl -

coz i have heard of import and export coal oil steel..

it's smth new

Jester -

huh

err ur computer u using now is imported wad.

the food u ate, mostly is imported

everything u use in singapore.....99% is imported

zzzzzzz

Stupidest MLM girl -

okie..

cause is all done by the gov

Jester -

HUH????

ITS NOT....

errr????

of course its not.

its done by private enterprise..

for wat they call, PROFIT.

Stupidest MLM girl -

i meant mostly..

Jester -

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wah i got to blog abt htis

put our msn conversation

Stupidest MLM girl -

huh

Jester -

since when has the govt import and export stuff???

the computer u use, the vegetables u eat, of course they are imported and exported by business

why would the govt import and export ur stuff????

Stupidest MLM girl -

temasek holding

Jester -

wah liew eh.

err nvm lah, u cut and copy this conversation show ur fren leh

lol

everytthing u buy in the supermarket, everything u buy in the wet markets

they are from private markets

Stupidest MLM girl -

btw how much u earning now ar

Jester -

free market - do u understand whats that?

sorry i dont reveal income

An outstanding birthday

I have planned to celebrate my birthday in glory.

Dress nicely, go out.
Eat at nice place.
nice atmosphere, nice food.

Splurge on myself for once.


but something more important than me popped out.

who am i to fight?


So it was moved to the weekend.
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Once again, the whole sunday have to be postponed cancelled.

the worst birthday ever.
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When you need a laptop, who's the one that drove all the way north to pass you.

When you need to buy a particular thing at a particular shop down south (woe to the budget shops at HDB areas or at cheapskate shopping malls, they are too lousy for your sophisticated needs), who's the one that drove you down.

Who's the one that drove you to buy flowers for your function?

Who's the one that accompanied you when you need to work?

Who's the one that drove to take care of you when your night of fun ended up with you being drunk and crying?

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And all I want is my OWN laptop for work, and it is too troublesome for you to deviate from a south-bound journey to pass me a simple bloody laptop?

Don't give me the crap of you taking taxi all the way down to pass me and then take taxi back. Your taxi fare.
You are willing to spend so much money on 2 guests so that they can sleep more.

Then why the hell am I spending so much money on you so that you can save your expenses...... .....only for you to spend on other people?

Do you know that I have been trying to save so that I can pay for your LASIK? I have been watching my bills so that I can buy you a proper PC for your home?

I try my best to save so that you can splurge on 2 strangers to sleep 15minutes more??
YOU TELL ME HOW TO BE FAIR?
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On my bday, I have to be 2nd, 3rd grade citizen. I have enough. I gave you only the best. I spend on you so that you can enjoy ur own salary for urself, not to splurge on strangers.
I keep my weekends as free as possible because you need me.
I keep those nights free so that you can use my laptop and I can accompany you till late.
I sleep at your place so that I can drive you to work so that you can sleep more in the morning.

SLEEP MORE IN THE MORNING.
YOU tell me that you want those 2 guests to sleep more in the morning, at my expenses.

I am your boyfriend, not your bloody sucker.
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This is one of the saddest moments.

When emotions erupted in the car, instead of you concerned about my feelings, you are concerned over your own face, your pride.

You cared that we quarrelled in front of your guests, coz I lost your face.

You didn’t care about my feelings or the issue at hand.

You were very very concerned about your pride and their comfort zone.

I am really sad over this. This is not the 1^st time we faced this situation. If you think you prefer your pride and face, please don’t choose me.

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Guest Priority.

I am simple less important than a guest.

In my family, i care for those that I love more and care more.
If a guest is in my home, rest assured I will treat him well, but not at the expenses of my own relatives and loved ones.

I would never treat someone i love better than a guest.

Please don’t tell me this is your mum’s opinion, not yours.

I have seen you disagree and argue with her. If you feel you are right, you won’t have called me to say no.

In any case, you are her daughter and my bf. Its your role to remind her that your bf is important. Far more important than your 2 guests. THEY ARE YOUR GUESTS, not your mum’s.

Unless of course, you yourself don’t feel that I am more important.

If your family prefer a guest, then I am afraid i would not lower myself down. I would prefer always be a guest and a perfect stranger to your family. At least I enjoy higher status than a man in your family. A man with no respect.

You said you love me. I am afraid it doesn’t show.

You do not know how to love a person. Loving a person doesn’t mean saying it only. It means treasuring and taking care of the person like he is the 1^st person in your life.

I am very saddened by your lack of understanding.

Welcome to South Africa

One of the most developed nation in the world, located in the worst developed continent.

A nation where much of the wealth centred on the whites.

The only country in the world which developed the nuclear bomb but voluntarily chose to dismantle and gave up its nuclear program.

One of the highest crime rate in the world.
One of the highest rape statistic in the world.

The nation of the continent where they called cradle of human race.


Welcome to South Africa!
Cape Town. Sun City. Johansbury (sp?)

Flash Photography

some photography tricks for people who love taking photos.
remember, always use flash for your photographs!!
flash is very good.

Composite Beauty - a Standard Beauty

Read in details here

Composite images - how we can check our standard definition of beauty.

I think its interesting how composites of a particular group of girls can reveal our beauty standards....

like some girls who like to tell me....you guys all the same, all like girls with rebonded hair, make up, big eyes.

heehee.


another one regarding www.hotornot.com

Read more details here.

The 2nd Epsiode- The USA Trip

it was good. for a few days.

i did not realise this before, but upon reflection and discussion, we realised that the Princess was usually the one that dash to the bathroom first upon reaching the hotel.
without due concern for others.

2ndly, on the 1st day, she used up the entire bottle of shampoo without caring whether the rest would need it. Again i not obvious to this.
she's simply blind to her own selfish manners.
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going Grand Canyon was very out-of-the-way from Las Vegas.
The original plan was to drive from Denver to Las Vegas, and along the way, we can drop by Grand Canyon and stay for 1 night.

The Knight refused to drive, citing safety concerns. (someone may say he has no balls, but i reserve comments on this, since I've small balls.)

So in what i termed later as the Grand Strategy of the Grand Order, the princess who is overwhelming in favour of driving for Grand Canyon, the Lady who knows that a car is a must in USA, and the Jester who obviously prefers a car....

All 3 of us wanna drive.
All 3 of us followed the Knight's decision to abandon the car for the plane.
How he managed to convinced 3 of us, amazes me till this day.
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So in LV, i felt that driving to Grand Canyon was pretty bad.
its a 4hours drive to, so a daytrip would consist of 8hours of driving.

(i used the Grand Canyon Information Centre as a landmark, which gave me 4hours away. i was later corrected by the Knight that that is the most eastern part of Grand Canyon. we can see the western part in 2hours of driving)

Both the Knight and me seen it before, so we can miss it.
In our private conversation, we thought of convincing the girls to abandon Grand Canyon. The drive was simply not worth it.

The Lady was disappointed but she accepted it.
The Princess was disappointed but she accepted it (i think).

Not to fear, the Knight in shinning armour came to her rescue!
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We were going to check out the helicopter packages to Grand Canyon when the 2nd incident happened.

The Lady was browsing the postcards when the Princess and the Knight just decided to forge ahead, abandoning her. At first, the Jester was blur. He followed suit, forgetting about the Lady. (my bad)
But how can we abandon a Lady?

He protested, but the Knight and Princess said they will be just in front.

The Jester and the Lady went to the next building, the M&M building (M&M chocolate themed 4 stories building)
While the Lady was posing for photos with 2 M&M live models, the Jester went to call back the front scouts.

"hey come back leh, we wanna go to the M&M"
"i wanna take pictures!"
"take later lah, we go M&M first"

she forged ahead. but i managed to pull her back and three of us walked to the M&M.
See. so selfish. We always wait for her, and she can't even wait for us!

"dont worry, i ensure you that its worth it. you will have a good photo opportunity later" (i was thinking of the 2 live M&M models)
"i take already"

wah liew. I can't put the tone in a blogpost, but basically the tone, and this conversation was in mandarin so very hard to duplicate it here in this post....
wth is this? you take already then cannot wait for us to take izzit??

I got very angry for the 2nd time.
But i endured, thinking that its still a long USA trip.

i fumed to the top floor.

And then I simply lost my cool when the Knight approached.

"jester, you stay here with the Lady, Princess and I go to the next building ok"
"NABEI!!!!!"

okok, i did not mutter nabei. or else it would have been funny.
but I really lost my cool because this is soooo Princess!!
we always wait for her! and she can't wait for us.
And the Knight always go for her wish, while unconsciously diminishing the Lady and the Jester's importance.

HELLO!! THIS IS A GROUP TRAVEL!!

NOT YOUR OWN ROYAL OUTING.
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We split for the next few days.
Princess and her royal Knight went for excursion to the Grand Canyon (i tot the knight also not interested in Grand Mountains, maybe he interested in the Grand Peaks.)

The Lady and Jester went around Las Vegas.


By the last day of LV, we got back and only do small talks.
Let me remind everyone that there was no sorrys from anyone.
Only the Knight told us that he did screw (verbally lah) the Princess.

"I told Princess, 'Jester thinks you're very selfish!'"

I kept quiet that time when I heard it, but hello mr knight, so I think that she's very selfish but you don't lor.
So its just "jester think..."

think only mah.

So even without the sorry, we slowly cooled down.
the last day of LV, the princess behaviour crops out again, even annoying the Knight in Shinning Armour.

But thats for another blogpost.

The 1st Episode- USA Trip

At first, it was good.

4 people sharing a bathroom.
So in the morning, obviously there is a need to wait.

On the 1st day of MDRT, we were supposed to reach the centre early.
So the Princess & the Knight washed up, and they left.
Called and suggest they go book seats for us.

Please don't say till like we are late and you guys are waiting for us.
We were waiting for you two to finish your turn at the bathroom!!

The Lady was angry, I was fine.
But the very 1st anger burned into me on the last day of MDRT.
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Irrationality upon me.

So the Princess, lost her official tag.
Without the tag, you cannot enter the premises.

Fair enough, so we decided to enter separately.
For example, the Lady, the Princess and the Knight would enter with 3 passes (including my pass) and then the knight would come out with 2 passes and bring me in.

So after the main talk, we wanted to go the sales area.
The Knight went in 1st, so I took the Knight's pass and went out for the Princess.
Instead of just appreciating, she declined, saying that the Knight would need the pass.

"i can't take it, the knight needs his pass"
"nooooo, he is already inside."
"its his pass, i can't"
??????
"just take it and come in, we are all shopping inside."
"no, i do not want to wear someone's else pass"
*exasperated*
"can u just take it and come in, we can't be shopping in peace if you stay here alone!"

and she storms off.

IRRATIONALITY.

The Jester abhors irrationality.
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The Final Storm

We went to the hotel's internet room to plan, to settle our car rentals, to print maps.
So knowing full well that the Princess contributed very little in the planning days, I opened a website and asked her to book the car rentals for those days we are in Las Vegas.

"how to book"
"just follow the steps there, its easy"
"i dunno the dates"

*exasperated*

I opened the gmail to open our excelsheet, with all our dates. she sat there, face-black.

The knight took our bags and suggested bringing up the bags up for us. In that second, the Princess stood up and rushed off, "I will bring it up"
and abandoned the workplace.

I GOT DAMN BLOODY ANGRY.

The final storm in the MDRT days triggered our 1st confrontation. A confrontation that the Knight was so reluctant to attend. Can you believe the 3 of us took 40minutes to decide to confront the Princess?

The confrontation ended positively. But it was only temporary.

bad trip

This has been a bad trip.

Worries about a girlfriend.
quarrels with a travelling colleague.

pondering of the career.

I'm really happy

Rainbow.

I found the most wonderful girl in the world.
My life is full of sand.


=)

Economics made easy

This is why I love economics.

economics made easy.

Pilot vs Funny Mechanics

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in their jobs. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots ( marked with a P ) and the solutions recorded ( marked with an S ) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.


P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
+++
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
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P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
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P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
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P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
+++
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
+++
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
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P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
+++
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
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P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
+++
P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
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P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
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P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
+++
And the best one for last..................
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Why I gave up

The emperor has abdicated.
Cursed by the golden flowers, the princess has left.

the rainbow has ceased and the emperor is back to being the Jester of life.
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(this post is for neofik, and numerous others. i just remember one of the reason for blogging is coz I'm lazy to repeat & repeat on msn)

I'm a misogynist at heart.

One of the key plank of my dislike is that girls are irrational.

girls hate something about their boyfriend, whines about it.
the guy can be vulgar, violent, scold or hit the girlfriend.

the girl sobs about it.

But at the end of the day, she'll go running back to her boyfriend.

a period later, she will come and complain again.

sigh.
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This must be the part where they say "love is blind"
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So I saw her in overseas. I saw the way she looks at him.
there was a twinkle in the eyes.

And I thought to myself, why would she be any different from all the girls I hate.




And in that moment, I took off the Crown of Love.

Women - Its impossible to please them

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any
man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

* Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

* Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

* Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

* Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

* Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

* Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!

Airport - To Cebu

How long was the last time I blogged at the airport?

hmmm....its been a while =)


rainbow after the storm
rainbow after the storm
rainbow after the storm.


I'll be fine.
Cebu will be fine.

Enjoy your travel, cherub.
remember, good things come after the storm.



CEBU CEBU CEBU!!!

7-Elevens & The Cebu Trip

I'm angry!

wah liew...i just visited at least....let me count...
1,2,3......10 7-Elevens???

WAh liew.

Do you know.....

..... every 7-Eleven carries soft-candy?
for the past few hours, i have been forgoing my beauty sleep and visiting 10 7-Elevens. All of them carries soft-candy.

Do you know.....
...... except for the last store, every #$!#$# store doesn't carry the dolphin soft-candy.

!!!!!!!

wah liew. I ish angry. I must write letter to 7-Eleven.


Dear 7-Eleven,

CAN YOU MAKE EVERY STORE CARRY THE DOLPHIN SOFT-CANDIES SO THAT I DON'T NEED TO TRAVEL ENTIRE TANJONG PAGAR, THOMSON, BISHAN AND ANG MO KIO.

thanks.

yours sincerely,
angry cherub
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Do you know.....

..... every single 7-Eleven I visited just now is manned by Indian cashiers.

wah, is this a coincidence or wad. they pushing the indians to man the night-shift ah.
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3 more hours to my flight to Cebu.
I desperately need a break, but this break is too in-the-middle-and-messing-up-my-life.

sigh. I can do with a good vacation in the sands.
building sand-castles.
jump into the water.

but somehow, i got a bad feeling abt this.
think must learn to protect myself before protecting others liao.......

To learn to cook Part 1

I wanted to learn cooking.
then can cook for my wife nxt time. =p



so Aphrodite "taught" me the best way I can learn.
she cooked me lunch!

*cough cough* although i suspect i was the guinea pig.
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I arrived at her house just when her mother was chiding her for making the pork chop too tough.
ok, cancel my tutorial for "pork-chop"

wow. didn't know cook pasta need so much herbs. the last few time i cooked pasta, it was a 2-dish event.

there was mashed potato, i learnt that a few extra stuff into the mashed potato will make it nicer. but also the consumer will get fatter.
hello!! spare the mayonnise leh!

so i learnt the correct way to cook pasta.
i learnt how to use herbs to enhance the flavour of the sauce (both tomato and cream-based)
i learnt how to mash potatoes with various condiments.
i learnt how to cook pork chops.

i also learnt how to wash plates.


oh well, every cooking lessons has its price.

SIlly Dance

this is quite a funny video clip.
hehe, miss the days when i was younger.

think when we were young, we can do every silly thing =)
now now...if only i can find the video click of my NUSSU orientation performance dance...
HAHAHAHA!!!!!